Lady Sybil

DOWAGER COUNTESS: YOLO

Game of Thrones

DOWAGER COUNTESS: My sigil is a rosebush.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: The prettiest rosebush.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Direwolf < Rosebush

Rumors

DOWAGER COUNTESS: I feel like Lindsay Lohan with all these RUMORS.


Dance Partners

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Servant's Ball?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: I am NOT dancing with Thomas.

Bottom of the Barrel

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Are you old? A poor, drunk farmer? An unrecognizable burn victim?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: LADY EDITH CRAWLEY WANTS YOU!
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Send inquiries via homing pigeon or evening post to Dowager Countess of Grantham.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Foreign dignitaries need not apply.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Or any dignitaries, for that matter.

Sugar Fix

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thomas, can you get me some black-market biscuits?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'll pay anything.


Valentine's Day

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Mr. Moseby sent me roses.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'm offended.

Grammys

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Why didn't I win a Granny?