January 2012
40 posts
Autocorrect
DOWAGER COUNTESS: What is this autocorrect nonsense?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: The work of some American, no doubt.
Dietary Restrictions
DOWAGER COUNTESS: I am coming for tea.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: And dinner.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Tell Mrs. Patmore I am on a gluten-free diet.
Bowtie Man
DOWAGER COUNTESS: :-)8
DOWAGER COUNTESS: i call him Carson.
Sliver Spoons
DOWAGER COUNTESS: What in the devil is an urbanspoon?
Automatic Signature
DOWAGER COUNTESS: When are you coming to pick me up? The Right Honourable Violet, Countess of Grantham
ME: We should be there shortly.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'm hungry. The Right Honourable Violet, Countess of Grantham
DOWAGER COUNTESS: And you're taking forever. The Right Honourable Violet, Countess of Grantham
ME: You don't have to sign every text with your title.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Yes I do. The Right Honourable Violet, Countess of Grantham
Dinner Guests
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Who's coming to dinner tonight?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: If Isobel is going to be there then I'm not coming
DOWAGER COUNTESS: She's the worst.
Earl Grey For Tea
DOWAGER COUNTESS: earl grey or darjeeling for tea?
ME: earl grey
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Eta?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: ???
ME: Can you send your driver to pick me up at 6:45? Branson has driven Mamaw into the village.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Walnut St?
ME: Yes
DOWAGER COUNTESS: How much earl grey?
ME: Might be more like 7.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Cups?
ME: No, Anna will have my hair finished by then.
ME: Cups of earl grey? 2?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: How many cups?
ME: GRANNY, chill with the tea.
