small keypad, upturned noseTumblr (3.0; @whendowagercountesstexts)http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/DOWAGER COUNTESS: YOLOhttp://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/41790775110http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/41790775110Tue, 29 Jan 2013 11:48:37 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: My sigil is a rosebush.<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: The prettiest rosebush. <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Direwolf < Rosebushhttp://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/24633804606http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/24633804606Thu, 07 Jun 2012 17:39:58 -0400DOWAGER COUNTESS: I feel like Lindsay Lohan with all these RUMORS. http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/21255269488http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/21255269488Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:43:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2agf8hgOT1rooufao1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/20872024129http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/20872024129Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:09:07 -0400DOWAGER COUNTESS: Servant's Ball?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: I am NOT dancing with Thomas.http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/18150891155http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/18150891155Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:41:20 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: Are you old? A poor, drunk farmer? An unrecognizable burn victim? <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: LADY EDITH CRAWLEY WANTS YOU!<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Send inquiries via homing pigeon or evening post to Dowager Countess of Grantham.<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Foreign dignitaries need not apply. <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Or any dignitaries, for that matter. http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17896377429http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17896377429Sun, 19 Feb 2012 14:18:42 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thomas, can you get me some black-market biscuits? <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'll pay anything. <br /> http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17889634613http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17889634613Sun, 19 Feb 2012 12:17:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjoy1mOff1rooufao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17768979813http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17768979813Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:10:49 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: Mr. Moseby sent me roses.<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'm offended.<br /> http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17610127794http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17610127794Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:21:55 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: Why didn't I win a Granny?http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17556242608http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17556242608Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:09:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcbouEEZS1rooufao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17555272792http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17555272792Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:41:18 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: I saw Thomas carrying a bouquet of roses.<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Do you think they're for O'Brien?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Or is there another fancy foreign gentleman staying with you?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Why doesn't anyone get me flowers?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Maybe I can make it Cousin Isobel's new cause. LOLhttp://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17373669151http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17373669151Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:46:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4q3eY77O1rooufao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17317838532http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17317838532Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:11:38 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: PBS just sent me something called a bonus check?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: It appears to be co-signed by JP Morgan. Don't we know that family?<br /> http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17276349574http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17276349574Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:30:00 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: That notorious fellow got one thing right<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Mo' money, mo' problems.http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17212252315http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17212252315Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:07:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzvteMMXG1rooufao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17176726995http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17176726995Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:27:14 -0500ME: Granny, any idea what to get mother for her birthday?<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Money can't buy you class.http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17161720693http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17161720693Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:43:49 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: Only Americans would use words like 'super.'http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17134020320http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17134020320Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:02:06 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: How do I send a mass text? <br /> <br /> (4 hours later)<br /> <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: ((Fwd: MSM:: I THINK WE WERE ON SNL?!?!))<br /> <br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Figured it out.http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17105483311http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17105483311Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:10:34 -0500DOWAGER COUNTESS: I'm going to be a little late for dinner, dear.<br /> DOWAGER COUNTESS: Sister Act is on. http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17064657267http://whendowagercountesstexts.tumblr.com/post/17064657267Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:43:49 -0500